December 2009
“I got to go onstage at a Gallagher show when I was a little kid. I did something...”
– Damn, Gallagher is pissed! - The Something Awful Forums
“Banned from assorted soulbonding forums for vocally and abusively insisting I...”
– I don’t even like racist incest that much anyway: Forums You’re Banned From - The Something Awful Forums
“I got banned from a furry messageboard a few years ago for making an account...”
– I don’t even like racist incest that much anyway: Forums You’re Banned From - The Something Awful Forums
“100% of Wap artists will flunk out of art school, if they can make it in,...”
– Wapanese - Encyclopedia Dramatica
Top 5 artists this week →
Nine Inch Nails
Russell Shaw, Allan Wilson & The Philharmonia Orchestra
Amanda Palmer
Danny Elfman
Russell Shaw
“[I think we can safely assume the stereotype is no longer racist taboo, now.]
...”
– BBC News - China shopping centre builds ‘car park for women’
“But you know, it was fine! We built forts and dug holes too - we just had to...”
– Why the heck don’t kids play outside, anymore? - The Something Awful Forums
“The worst nightmare in the cellblock, however, was the execution of thirty-four...”
– from ‘The Hate Factory’ by Hirliman & Stone via wetlegs6 is a twat. A twat. TWAT. (and a furry paedo) - The Something Awful Forums
“I now had what the self-help books called “relationship baggage,”...”
– David Sedaris, “When You Are Engulfed in Flames”
1 tag
Meet My Peanuts
(my brother and I sit on the couch, playing SwimBots on our laptops)
Me: Man, that tank didn't go very well.
Brother: What happened?
Me: Well, everything died except these spastic green banana bunches.
Brother: They should meet my peanuts.
“I’m at 1.75 million time units and I can’t seem to get rid of my...”
– SwimBots: a Darwinian sandbox on your computer - The Something Awful Forums
"We'd always warm our pockets w/ hot potatoes when... →
“We’d always warm our pockets w/ hot potatoes when traveling to Grandma’s! Too bad we can only carry 3-ounce potatoes these days.”
–HalfPintIngalls
Top 5 artists this week →
Danny Elfman
Placebo
Burial
Angelo Badalamenti
Sneaker Pimps
“The footage showed an angry crowd gathering, chanting: “You don’t...”
– BBC News - US snowball fight gun officer ‘totally inappropriate’
“I loved the other picture by Eliza, of the dead tired woman in a corset holding...”
– Warren Ellis » I Feel Like Utter Pigshit Today
OVERSIZED AND UNDERPRICED: Charity Street Art in... →
As a sort of lead-in to my upcoming solo show at the Hatch Gallery/Sticker Museum in Berlin, I agreed to submit a piece for the Oversized and Underpriced charity art auction. I’m remiss in my…
"The short answer, is No. The long answer, is... →
“The short answer, is No. The long answer, is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
–mediapathic
“It took 11,407 words, or 19 pages single spaced in a size 12 font to explain why...”
– Wikipedia’s insular culture imploding in on itself - The Something Awful Forums
“Then word goes forth in Formic:
“Death’s come to Jerry McCormic,...”
– DEPARTMENTAL
(I hate Robert Frost, as a rule, but for this poem)
1 tag
Smashing Pumpkins - Eye
Picked up another copy of...
His Mouth Says "Yes", But His Sideburns...
Me: He claims his hair is a result of vitiligo buuuuut I dunno if I can believe it.
S: I will doubt that very much.
Me: His sideburns say "I am the sort of dude who would bleach my hair and then lie about it".
Top 5 artists this week →
Lovage
Burial
The Mount Fuji Doomjazz Corporation
Paul Mercer
Sneaker Pimps
“In Japan, pets are incredibly expensive. So there are actually pet stores where...”
– Unsecured webcams. Who’s filming what and why? - The Something Awful Forums
"I like to leave every light on and think about... →
“I like to leave every light on and think about the polar bears, and that they had their chance to eat us when we crossed the land bridge.”
–addictedimage
“I’ll make a serious reply and note that in a shitty apartment I lived in...”
– ‘Tis the season for… pest control? - The Something Awful Forums
I find this song impossible to interrupt, once...
(Image) →
[Reposted from iurb]
"you can buy a 73 minute mp3 of white noise on... →
“you can buy a 73 minute mp3 of white noise on amazon for $0.89”
–mediapathic
via Chatroulette - Omegle with webcams - The... →
via Chatroulette - Omegle with webcams - The Something Awful Forums
vebelfetzer: Hatr →
[tequilazaire] I was gonna invest in medical insurance but this sounds like a much better use of the money.
[vebelfetzer] Insurance companies drop you as soon as you get seriously ill, anyway. At that rate of return, internet startups based on hate are probably a better yield.