January 2010
Jetpack Bottleneck
Fuckin brass, like in every war, managed to fuck it up.
My drop-ship landed on Pyrsis and we walked right into a fucking meat grinder. 250,000 men stormed their positions and wouldn’t you know it the vaultpacks (jetpacks) wouldn’t spark up to get us over the initial defensive wall. Seems the generals in all their infinite wisdom never realized that the atmosphere didn’t have...
the Google-Droid Dustoff
I was in recon - you know, one of those guys the troops liked to make fun of. They all said we were pussies because we hid behind computers while the real soldiers went to fight. We had our own version of that line too, of course… let them be the meat shields this time, and we’ll hide behind our computers just fine, thanks. Don’t matter how manly you are — you ain’t...
“I went on a mission that took a 100 years to get to the target mission site to...”
– War of 2345 Veterans Thread - The Something Awful Forums
“Female ejaculation has been banned on the incredible grounds that “the...”
– Millions Of Extra Sites To Be Censorsed As Australian Gov. Bans Small Breasts, Female Ejaculation
“The ban (RC) on small breasted women in adult publications has been made by the...”
– Millions Of Extra Sites To Be Censorsed As Australian Gov. Bans Small Breasts, Female Ejaculation
“While their lyrics are satirically misogynistic, their live performance is...”
– Captain Ahab – Discover music, videos, concerts, & pictures at Last.fm
“Leering has an implicit threat behind it: I’m in control and can do what I...”
– USA - 1/3rd of women in military are raped & 2/3rd sexually assaulted - The Something Awful Forums
“If/When intelligent life does make contact with us, I really hope that they try...”
– Orgonite and Celltower “Gifting” - The Something Awful Forums
SVU →
“THIS WEEK ON SVU; STABLER ROUGHS HIMSELF UP AFTER DISCOVERING THAT THE MAN WHO RAPED HIM AS A CHILD WAS A FUTURE ROBOT VERSION OF HIMSELF”
–cr_dong
“The iphone pedometer is a beautifully-rendered steampunk-style analog meter that...”
– There’s (Not) an App for That? - The Something Awful Forums
[1/22] SWEATSHOP: Saturday Samantha Edition →
NO CAKE. EVER.
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THE CAUSE: Remember when we raised an obscene amount of money for pinup model Lorraine’s medical bills? Well, it’s the time again.
"The worst thing about being self-employed is the... →
“The worst thing about being self-employed is the constant workplace sexual abuse from my boss.”
–warrenellis
“STEPPED IN A HOT POT OF APPLE BUTTER. DX 2ND DEGREE BURNS TO FOOT”
– Lets look through this database of emergency room injuries - The Something Awful Forums
“FELL OFF PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT- WOKE UP AT 2AM SCREAMING, DIDN’T RECOGNIZE...”
– Lets look through this database of emergency room injuries - The Something Awful Forums
“This month only we are giving an entire year’s supply of homoeopathic essence of...”
– STR † THE FREEDOM BLOG© » Finally a 100% effective cure for homosexuality!
Impressions from the Place and Time Society:... →
I saw her at one of the tables downstairs first, sitting and examining her nailpolish, the maribou on her collar stroking her jaw like cilia. This pink fluff pulsed in time with the band onstage,…
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"imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff. now... →
“imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff. now imagine four balls in my mouth. i will gargle on those balls. titties work the same way”
–scrublord
Top 5 artists this week →
Sneaker Pimps
IAMX
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Danny Elfman
Chris Corner
Ballpoint Assortment Series 1 →
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“I forget that most of you have never seen into the brain of a wee lass, and even...”
– Little Girls Playin’ Sims All Spooky-Like - acting out - Kotaku
“When I was in grade 10 and not as cool as I am today, I invented the humour...”
– New punctuation mark invented for sarcasm - The Something Awful Forums
"Proposing addition of the <faaaaaaaart> tag... →
“Proposing addition of the <faaaaaaaart> tag to HTML5”
–philnelson
I fought both sides of the war. And I won.
Once, I got a passive-aggressive note on my apartment to “keep it down”. This was after I had been away for two weeks, so all that I could figure was that the silence in my apartment had been deafening and someone had missed me. Then, the mysterious note-bitcher put a note on several cars, mine included, to say that the longest cars should park deepest into the garage, because they...
“Just an admin note: DO NOT spam this thread with links to any AI run shops or...”
– Does anyone have any standard(STX,TTX) starship parts to trade? - The Something Awful Forums
Top 5 artists this week →
Robot science
Ennio Morricone
The Dandy Warhols
Angelo Badalamenti
Sneaker Pimps
“DON’T EVER LEAVE ME, POCAHONTAS CAT MONKEY, THE WHITE MAN IS YOUR ONLY HOPE!”
– THE DELETED AVATAR SEX SCENE - JAMES CAMERON’S JAKE SULLY AND NEYTIRI SEXING IT | FilmDrunk: Movie news you can make fun of
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Ballpoint sketches. →
Bubble Bat [an hour left on SWEATSHOP:... →
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TOMORROW: 17×17 SWEATSHOP feat. new art: “Berlin... →
TOMORROW: 17×17 SWEATSHOP feat. new art: “Berlin by San Francisco”, originally uploaded by vebelfetzer.
Thursday the 7th at the X17 Gallery, the very first LIVE SWEATSHOP will…
[1/7 - 6PM] SWEATSHOP LIVE @ X17 [SEATTLE]
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SWEATSHOP @ X17
6pm - 10pm
619 Western Ave
Experiment 17 Gallery
FREE SNACKS Last night I dropped by the Experiment 17 gallery in downtown Seattle. Up an ancient checkered lift and into…