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“In just one year, the expenditure of the U.S.’s military budget is equivalent to...”
– Neil deGrasse Tyson (via anticapitalist)
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“Nothing can be done to prevent badgers disturbing human remains in a town...”
– BBC News - Council powerless to stop grave-disturbing badgers in Swindon
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Threadless is having a competition for “weird” designs. i can submit up to 3 designs. you should take a look at my portfolio and tell me which of the Priority Mail series you think is the best for Threadless.
also i’m thinking “haters gon hate” batman might be a good choice (with edited ballsack)
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mercenarylibrarianlady:
Had a dream that I was hanging out with Eliza Gauger. She was an elementery school art teacher. We drew and painted Batmans.
Almost certainly a vision of the future.
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Sequel
W: now to pray to thy *~b0ner~* gods
Me: crap gods
Me: waste of time
W: thats the name of my new movie
Me: is it a god of war adaptation
W: no its just another handy cam shot movie of a dark bathroom
W: you just hear farts
W: then at the end the toliet flushes
W: and the movie ends
Me: oh so it a paranormal activity sequel
Me: you could have said
W: please
W: do not compare crap gods: waste of time to that poop
RE: 504) I find comfort in science fiction knowing...
collaterlysisters:
I don’t know if slave labor on a mining colony for crab people is necessarily ‘better’ but I can see the formless jumpsuits being a plus
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i was somehow able to rest as a peasant in...
ohnoproblems:
bunnyglowing being the small hamlet in which, when the full moon came, i skulked around as a wereiguana alternately biting, murdering, and/or reanimating its residents. they tried to kill me on sight. but now apparently it’s all water under the bridge. they all love me. most of them sport terrible scars on their heads from where i bit them. the ground is littered with corpses, both...
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thecaffeinator:
my iPod corrects the word “fartknocker” to “Daryl Ickes”
The only two results for “Daryl Ickes” the internet has to offer me are two people living in Missouri
Why are the two Daryl Ickes’s of Missouri more important to Apple than my killer comeback
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Hype Man
Me: i wish i could fart words
W: some day
Me: imagine that kind of butt control
W: i think you just need to do squats for that
Me: your butt would be your own hype man
Me: you'd tell a joke and then your butt would say "DAAAAANGG"
W: if you could make your butt say oh snap
W: youd never have a problem again in your life
Caseman: How do you not literally punch through your monitor reading these things I dont even know
Me: it's the rush of finding yet another person i'm better than, in every conceivable way
Me: it floats me through internet fights like an inflatable pool toy
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Anonymous asked: oh you don't have to give any fucks. But you are going to want as many dudes for equal rights on your side since they rule the world and stuff. Cuz u know last I checked if they didn't there wouldn't even be a word "feminist". Actually you are kind of just sounding what people stereotypically expect a feminist sounds like. Only cares about female issues, etc. Stop being...
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katarzynaheart asked: I love how anon's point is basically that on top of being institutionally oppressed, women should really worry about how their movement for basic equality APPEALS to teh menz. It's like, "hey girl, I know that being a second class citizen in a world dominated by males is hard and all, but I don't like the word feminist. Equality for the sexes would appeal to me more if it was...
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Anonymous asked: "hm yes you see women aren’t taken seriously in their efforts to escape institutional oppression because of poor word choice" wow! that's impressive. You wielded a sentence out of my response that literally did not exist. I know you live in I'm Never Wrong Land, but I know this subject. I'm a guy...you aren't. The word feminist it off putting to some men. Are...
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Anonymous asked: I don't get why people are so hung up on whether they're male or female in society's eyes. Perhaps they just hate to conform to a standard of anything or anyone, and feel the indescribable need to fuck with peoples' perceptions. I say we use pronouns towards what people look like. People are free to use their own labels just as they're allowed to call tomato a to-may-to or...
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Anonymous asked: You're pretty smart, and right on a lot of counts. But you are also kind of a butt. That's all I have left to say.
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Anonymous asked: Oh I'm sorry, is there a proper pronoun for a human with no proper pronoun assigned to IT yet? A human is an "IT", just like a dog, cat or lampshade. If the human request a pronoun, such as they are transgendered female, I would call the human ( IT ) a "SHE". But nice try trying to wriggle out of that one.
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Anonymous asked: "those are women’s issues, too. transwomen are women" Wait so feminists care about transwomen, but if it's transmale,they can fuck off, right?
