1. Notes: 10 / 3 months ago  from spaceshipgame

    Part 1

    spaceshipgame:

    A ship hurtles through space.

    It’s awfully dark in here. Can’t you do anything about that?

    Much better. This is the ship’s bold CAPTAIN. She is a pretty easygoing sort of person, but her laissez-faire attitude does not extend to a tolerance of being beaten over the head and thrown into cupboards. Poker night has gotten a bit unruly before, but whoever pulled this shit is going out the airlock.

    This guy was not at the poker night.

    Okay so… hijacking. Uniforms, guns, some sort of professional outfit. What a pain. Mop vs gun is not exactly fair.

    Poor bastard didn’t stand a chance. Probably best to figure out what’s going on now and take back the ship! Question is… where should we start? It’s a big ship!

    Tell me where our captain should go! And what her name is! And, for that matter, what the dang ship is called!

    This is Captain Hoist Petard, fearless skipper of the U.F.P. After the First Wild Urgencies of Youth.  And she was just about to STRIP and LOOT the BODY, pocket those CORROSIVE CLEANING SUPPLIES from the shelf, WEAR the dead guy’s ARMOR, and leave the cupboard armed with the MOP.

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      Captain Hoist Petard, fearless skipper of...U.F.P. After the First Wild Urgencies
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